It should keep unwanted callers in the loop for as long as possible without using up too much of my precious time, like those psychology chat robots do. 🤔

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Is there an android app that can play random mp5 in response to a caller, so that I can reroute a current call to that?

can some of the foss kernels please introduce a setting that denies access on all files and dirs with chmod 777 by default? ? ? please! I beg you!

I have a new favourite term: "Verfassungsschutzrelevante Delegitimierung des Staates"

I hope I got the translation right: "delegitimisation of the state that is relevant to the constitution"

Describes a class of extremism that you can't put into the known categories (right, left, islamic) so that the German Federal Office for the Protection of the Constitution can monitor those extremists.

I received notice, that the new aerius II boat skin is shipped today! 😎 wtf! that boat! that heeling!😎🤠good old kolibri is always good for surprises.

Remember it is always good to scramble your personal data.

From the actual wave of phone calls, I could social engineer more parts of the contact dataset I currently get calls from. It is actually the E-Mail from "a friend" combined with my phone number. Which means, now I can hunt the leak down!

That khard/mutt integration is only half way done. You can query a carddav addressbook, thats it, no "i have an address and want it in my addressbook" or "I got an invitation ICS and want in in my calendar so that my mobile phone can remind me"

I just came across this keyboard and it produces some sort of feeling. It looks like unicomp has taken a mini Model M into their program. 😍 😍

dah! I am sure we will talk about that easter kajak tour for years! 😁😂🤣

ah! that white stuff might explain those freezing temperatures after it stopped raining this night.

I just realized that nautical mode schows every ponton and shipsign on the Donau. 😎😍

"The first rule of the Protocol Police is $CIPHERTEXT." 🤣

I had to pick up my motorhome from its annual checks yesterday.

Did anyone else but me realize the flawed covid procedures of Passau's cab drivers? They put on their masks as soon as they carry passengers, sad though that the rest of the time they fill the 4qubic meters of air in the cab with aerosols. 🤔

As the "Black Pearl" was owned by Captain Sparrow so the "Sea Monkey" was owned by Captain Threepwood.

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I plan for my two seater to become the "Black Pearl" soon therefor "Sea Monkey" would perfectly fit the naming scheme.

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If I name my Kajak "Sea Monkey"...

I am 😲 ! In Vienna there are 1.911.191 people of which only 675.522 have registered for vaccination! Why? you lazy bastards! 🙈 🙊 🙉

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